The Worst Friendster Message Ever

I get tons of clueless messages on Friendster. The way some of the people message me can be quite amusing/shocking/funny, so I decided to share a few with you.

hai Kumi

i,m araeef from malaysia

can we fren,,i like to have fren from Japan

miss ya so much.

I guess what he is saying is just like what Bjork sings in her song: "Haven't met you yet, I miss you"....

The worst message goes to a Nigerian boy, Magnum!!

HI,

HOW'ER YOU DOING TODAY?WELL I SAW YOUR

WONDERFUL PICTURE AND I SAID TO MYSELF THAT

YOU'ER NICE TO GET AS A FRIEND.

I'M MAGNUM BY NAME AND I'M FROM NIGERIA...IF

YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME PLEASE CHECK OUT

MY PROFILE.

FRIENDSHIP IS ONE THING NOBODY CAN IGNORE IN

THIS THIRD PLANET, IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND

YOU CAN ADD jiokno@respectingmanum'sprivacy.com
or if you want to chat with me on yahoo..simply

add...jiokno... IN YOUR FRIENDLIST.

REMEMBER THAT, AN IDEA WELL EXPRESSED IS LIKE

A DESIGN OF GOLD,SET IN SILVER....

SOME FRIENDSHIP DON'T HELP BUT A TRUE FRIEND

IS MORE CLOSER THAN YOUR OWN FAMILY.....

IF YOU NEED ME FOR S** LOL,YEAH YOU CAN

INVITE ME OVER THERE,IT'S NOT GONNA COST YOU BUT

ONLY VISA AND TICKET, IF YOU NEVER MIND,THIS IS

MY PHONE NUMBER..+234-01-8057117XXX.I'M LOOKING

FORWARD TO YOUR CALL. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

MAGNUM

Respecting their privacy, some of their info (such as name) have been modified.

Thank you. But really, are these people joking or what?!! LOL